I think the birds in the area have been talking with each other and have decided that they would rather not live anymore. I also think that they decided that they are not brave enough to kill themselves, so they decided to fly into my car and have me do the dirty work for them.

Just over two weeks ago, I very nearly collided with the business end of a hawk. It was so close to the windshield of the car that everyone inside of it screamed.

Three days after that, I pheasant flew out of a roadside ditched and straight into the door on the drivers side of my car. It made a very loud thump. However, that bird never hit the ground. It sputtered in the air for a quick moment and then kept flying.

On the following Sunday, while taking a Sunday drive, some little itty bitty yellow bird flew into my windshield. It even left a smooshed up feather behind. To my surprise, it didn't die either. It fell to the road and immediately took flight again.

If anyone can speak bird, please tell them, I mean them no harm.